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Beat the eggs, read the sauce, serve the plate and sashay away before anybody sees the sink.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is for the cook, baker, host, chaotic sous-chef or domestic diva who wants practical kitchen protection without dressing like a tasteful farmhouse catalogue.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt works naturally as a funny queer apron, camp LGBTQ+ cooking gift or Pride kitchen apron, but the niche is the point. This is for the person who wants queer kitchenwear that actually understands the joke instead of adding a rainbow to a stock chef graphic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe apron is made from substantial 100% organic cotton at 7.08 oz\/yd² (240 g\/m²), so there is real fabric between your outfit and the tomato sauce. 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