{"product_id":"make-drag-not-war-organic-cotton-apron","title":"Make Drag Not War Organic Cotton Apron","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMake drag, not war. Make pavlova, not dry sponge.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Make Drag Not War Organic Cotton Apron is built around drag-queen graphic, hangs boldly amidst a festive, Pride-themed bar setup adorned with colorful feather boas, cocktails, and rainbow flags, exuding vibrant queer energy. It turns that design into practical queer kitchenwear with enough personality to work before anyone has even tasted the food.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMake Drag Not War is more than a peace-sign pun. The phrase has been used for San Francisco 'dragtivist' benefits pairing drag performers with military veterans. 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